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Ah, the ol' switcheroo! 😂 Parenting: where sleep becomes a distant memory and revenge is served cold at 3 AM. 🌙😴 #ParentingProblems #SleepDeprivedDad

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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