My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep. Funny Quotes July 8, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke. As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady. I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.