My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. Posted onOct 20, 20234 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less. When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant. Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace. I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.