My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant. Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant. It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.” Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.
