Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold bee…

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold bee…

Commentary:
"Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? 🍺❄️ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
  • I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.
  • Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.
  • I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.
  • Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beer, bruised, cold, cold beer, drinking, ego, going, humor, ice, relaxation, self-care on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sne… I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 395 this month

14,146 funny quotes and pics

16,423 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,549 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress