My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold bee… Commentary:"Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? 🍺❄️ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house. Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.