My ego is bruised so Iโm going to ice it with some cold beer. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? ๐บโ๏ธ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!" Related Funny Posts ๐ค There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if itโs cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house. If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?