My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? 🍺❄️ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out. Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.
