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"Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? 🍺❄️ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!"

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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1 month ago

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Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

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4 weeks ago

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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5 months ago

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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5 months ago

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72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

39 shares on X this month:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

74 shares on Messenger this month:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Breaking via Pinterest:

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

Making waves on Twitch:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Spotted on Discord:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Going bananas on Facebook:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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