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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.