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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.