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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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I need a break from me.

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Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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47 shares on Twitch this month:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

18 shares on X this month:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Going viral on Instagram:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Trending via Reddit:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

I need a break from me.

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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