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Sounds like your husband took the whole "do it yourself" concept a bit too literally! 🤣 Guess the DIY motto applies to all tasks, even taking out the trash! 💪🗑️ #DIYNoMatterWhat

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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