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Sounds like your husband took the whole "do it yourself" concept a bit too literally! 🤣 Guess the DIY motto applies to all tasks, even taking out the trash! 💪🗑️ #DIYNoMatterWhat

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64 shares on Discord this month:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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