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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

59 shares on Threads this month:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t hate me, date me!

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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Spotted on YouTube:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Trending via TikTok:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Spreading quickly via X:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Seen just now on X:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Just landed via Messenger:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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