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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

74 shares on Threads this month:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

82 shares on Threads this month:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

67 shares on Slack this month:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Breaking via Twitch:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Making waves on WeChat:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Going viral on Threads:

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Trending via Reddit:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Going bananas on X:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

Going viral on Slack:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Making waves on Pinterest:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Making waves on Facebook:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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