Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.
  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
  • I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.
  • When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”
  • It was me, I let the dogs out.
  • Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.