Someone from has bookmarked:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Someone from has downloaded:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Someone from has downloaded:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Someone from has downloaded:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Someone from has bookmarked:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Someone from has copied:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Someone from has copied:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Someone from has shared:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Someone from has downloaded:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.