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  • My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.
  • Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).
  • They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.
  • Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.
  • If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.
  • I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.