My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer. 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.” Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.