My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.