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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”