My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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Looks like you’re barking up the right tree! 🏡🐾 Who knew that becoming a rescue dog could lead to the ultimate ruff life in the countryside? 🐶💼 Time to start perfecting those tail-wagging skills and fetching those dreams! 🐕✨ #RescueDogGoals

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