My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where? Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon). I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist. The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called. Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.
