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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become…

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become…

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Looks like you're barking up the right tree! 🏡🐾 Who knew that becoming a rescue dog could lead to the ultimate ruff life in the countryside? 🐶💼 Time to start perfecting those tail-wagging skills and fetching those dreams! 🐕✨ #RescueDogGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged big, big house, chance, country, dog, house, humor, i, only, rescue on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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