My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.