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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Just landed via Discord:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Live now on TikTok:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Freshly posted on Telegram:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Breaking via WeChat:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In banana years, I am bread.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

23 shares on Discord this month:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I love men with a provider fetish.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Shared recently on YouTube:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Just shared via Slack:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Breaking via Reddit:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Going viral on YouTube:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Breaking via Messenger:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Just shared via Messenger:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

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