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Never eat more than you can lift.

Never eat more than you can lift.

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"Remember, the secret to a successful diet is to always make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your thighs! So, never eat more than you can lift, unless you're training for the heavy lifting competition at the next buffet!"



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