Trendy Funny Quotes

  • We do it every night. Annoy each other.
  • I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
  • I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.
  • I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.
  • Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
  • Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.