Never eat more than you can lift. Commentary:"Remember, the secret to a successful diet is to always make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your thighs! So, never eat more than you can lift, unless you're training for the heavy lifting competition at the next buffet!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me. How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead. It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.