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Never eat more than you can lift.

Never eat more than you can lift.

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"Remember, the secret to a successful diet is to always make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your thighs! So, never eat more than you can lift, unless you're training for the heavy lifting competition at the next buffet!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, diet, eat, fitness, food, humor, lift on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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