Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.