No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.