No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry LinkedIn, I may be open to snacks and naps, but work? That's a non-negotiable contract! 💼😂 #ProfessionalPriorities" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Fun like a LinkedIn notification. I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn. I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago. The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it. As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.
