No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work. Commentary:"Sorry LinkedIn, I may be open to snacks and naps, but work? That's a non-negotiable contract! 💼😂 #ProfessionalPriorities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn. How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open? I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment. I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.
