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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?