Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.
- One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?
- So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.
- Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
- I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.