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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I sa…

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I sa…

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🌙 "No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it's bed time." 😂 Seems like you've mastered the element of surprise as a parent! Your kids probably think you've unlocked a secret bedtime-extended cheat code! 🛌 #ParentingSurprises #BedtimeShenanigans

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, bed time, every, family, humor, i, kids, night, night routine, parenting, routine, say, sleep, surprise, time on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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