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"Adulting: the process of dodging scams like a pro while pretending to have life all figured out 🕵️‍♂️💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until you accidentally sign up for another pyramid scheme! #AdultingStruggles"

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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57 shares on Threads this month:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

82 shares on X this month:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Going viral on Instagram:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Just shared via Messenger:

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Making waves on X:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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