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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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2 months ago

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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2 months ago

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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2 months ago

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I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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3 months ago

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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2 months ago

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86 shares on YouTube this month:

Happy new fear!

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sane is boring.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Trending via Instagram:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Just shared via WeChat:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Just landed via Reddit:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Going viral on Slack:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Just shared via Messenger:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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