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Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,488

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Shared recently on Twitch:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Making waves on YouTube:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Seen just now on X:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Spotted on Reddit:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Just shared via Twitch:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Breaking via Messenger:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Just shared via Slack:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Just shared via Discord:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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Toddlers have life goals figured out: sleep like a cat, eat like a king, and rebel like a rockstar! 😴🍝🤘

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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2 months ago

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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3 weeks ago

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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3 months ago

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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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2 months ago

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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2 months ago

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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2 months ago

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11 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Back to the Future and chill?

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m addicted to placebos.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

68 shares on Slack this month:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Going viral on Twitch:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Seen just now on Slack:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Shared recently on Discord:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Going viral on Threads:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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