Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Nowadays you don't even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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Who needs the wild outdoors when you can witness the full spectrum of human behavior at the local mall? 🛍️🐅 It’s like a safari of consumerism, complete with stampedes during sales and exotic creatures known as teenagers in their natural habitat. Just remember to pack your snacks and a pair of comfortable shoes for this urban adventure! 🍿👟

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