Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall. Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free? When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name. Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio. Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!