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  • Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.
  • Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
  • Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”
  • “AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.
  • My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”
  • You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.