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  • People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.
  • There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.
  • Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.
  • I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.
  • I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.
  • Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.