Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like you've upgraded from sleeping like a log to sleeping like a load of laundry! 🛏️🌀 Hang in there, maybe next time you'll wake up feeling fresh and fluffed! 😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines. I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last. Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.
