Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine. Funny Quotes September 29, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOnce again I feel like I slept in a washing machine. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do. My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
