One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. Posted onJun 1, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOne day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in. As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves. Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again. The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.
