Top or flop?
Click on a star to rate it!
Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0
No votes so far! Be the first to rate this quote.
Related Funny Quotes
- As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.
- A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.
- Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.
- A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”
- The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.
