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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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