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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.