Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this. Posted onMay 29, 2026
There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture. Posted onMay 29, 2026
When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable. Posted onMay 29, 2026
The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on. Posted onMay 29, 2026
You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason. Posted onMay 29, 2026
America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes. Posted onMay 29, 2026
James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back. Posted onMay 29, 2026
After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications. Posted onMay 29, 2026