Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.” Posted onMay 29, 2026
I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you. Posted onMay 29, 2026
If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow! Posted onMay 29, 2026
Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views. Posted onMay 29, 2026
The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m. Posted onMay 29, 2026
The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center? Posted onMay 29, 2026
I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person. Posted onMay 29, 2026
My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening? Posted onMay 29, 2026
Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture. Posted onMay 29, 2026