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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Just shared via Instagram:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Just shared via Facebook:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Trending via Messenger:

To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

31 shares on X this month:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

43 shares on X this month:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

42 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

59 shares on Telegram this month:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Going viral on Discord:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Just shared via Instagram:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Trending via Pinterest:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Going viral on Discord:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Spotted on Slack:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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