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Home Funny Quotes Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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Parenting: the ultimate elevator ride with squishy buttons! 🛑👶 Pressing 'L' for Love, 'H' for Hugs, and 'Volume Down' for those epic tantrums. 🤪 Keep calm and remember to enjoy the lift music… even if it's just a constant loop of "Baby Shark". 🦈🎶 #ParentingAdventures

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