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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.