Commentary:
"Late to my own funeral? Please, I'd probably stop for coffee on the way! โ๏ธ๐ Who needs to show up to a party they can't enjoy? ๐๐ #FashionablyLateForever"
People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.