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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.