People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

People always tell me I'd be "late to my own funeral" like it's a bad thing. They'd be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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