People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPeople always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself! I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes. I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces. There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late. People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.
