Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

My middle finger salutes you.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.