Commentary:
"Having people serenade you with Happy Birthday is like being stuck watching a never-ending commercial! 
But hey, at least you're the star of the show… for a moment. 
"
Related Funny Quotes 
- My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.
- At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.
- Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
- Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.
- Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.
