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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.