Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government…

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Commentary:
“Can you imagine Fluffy filing his own tax returns? 🐱💼 Just another reason why our furry friends keep their meows and woofs to themselves! 🐶🤫 #TaxingTails”

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