Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like pizza crusts need a rebranding team! πππ₯ Related Funny Posts π€ If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad. Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion. If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna. If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you. Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.