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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to t…

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to t…

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"Trying to avoid that Monday morning meeting like 🛌💤 Who needs coffee when you have the 'pretend to be asleep' strategy ready to go? Just don't blame us if your boss starts developing a complex 😉 #workplacehacks"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asleep, boss, carry, humor, laziness, me, meeting, pretending, workplace on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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