Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Trying to avoid that Monday morning meeting like 🛌💤 Who needs coffee when you have the 'pretend to be asleep' strategy ready to go? Just don't blame us if your boss starts developing a complex 😉 #workplacehacks" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office? How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early? Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law. I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting. Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you. Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find. I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.