Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice. The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do. Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods. Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting. I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?