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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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62 shares on Twitch this month:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

64 shares on X this month:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Going viral on Messenger:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Spotted on Facebook:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Just landed via Reddit:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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