Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?