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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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38 shares on Pinterest this month:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

44 shares on Instagram this month:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

I’m not alone. I have ants.

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

What are cats even trying to do?

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