Trendy Funny Quotes

  • What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?
  • Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.
  • There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.
  • I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.
  • All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.
  • If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.