Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn't remember, the man hasn't listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn't remember, the man has never told it.

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