Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.
  • I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.
  • How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?
  • The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.
  • You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.
  • I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.