RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.