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"Ah, the classic 'I'm better than the Gods' spiel. 🙄 Bold move, my friend. Let's hope they have a sense of humor up there. 💁‍♂️ Remember, even heroes can trip over their own cape sometimes! 🦸‍♂️ #HubrisAlert"

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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I have a yearning disability.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Seen just now on Slack:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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