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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Just landed via Reddit:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Just landed via Slack:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Shared recently on Threads:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Just landed via Telegram:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Breaking via X:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Just landed via WeChat:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Trending via Facebook:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Breaking via Instagram:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Jan 25, 2025

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! 🦖👔👰 Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Spotted on YouTube:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Trending via Messenger:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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