Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let’s be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳

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