Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?