Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box. Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Roses are red. I’m going to bed. Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.