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"Rule number 1 at a concert: Don't be that person belting out your own remix while blocking everyone's view with your phone! 🤳🎤 Let the professionals handle the tunes – you focus on enjoying the show! 🎶😆"

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If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

51 shares on X this month:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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