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Looks like Santa is not just busy making toys but also playing reindeer games of labor negotiations! 🦌🔥 Who knew the North Pole had its own version of office politics. Watch out for flying sleigh grievances! 🎅✨

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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