Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSanta keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?