Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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Looks like Santa is not just busy making toys but also playing reindeer games of labor negotiations! ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ Who knew the North Pole had its own version of office politics. Watch out for flying sleigh grievances! ๐ŸŽ…โœจ

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