Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
  • I’m addicted to placebos.
  • I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.
  • I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
  • Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.
  • The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.