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Looks like Santa is not just busy making toys but also playing reindeer games of labor negotiations! 🦌🔥 Who knew the North Pole had its own version of office politics. Watch out for flying sleigh grievances! 🎅✨

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Girls are perverts when they like you.

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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