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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've got a keen eye for humor! 👁️😄 Who needs a vision test when all you really need is to see the eye doctor, right? 🤓👀 Here's to the other 10% of the test…may it be as clear as your eyesight after a check-up! 😉🔍"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 90, doctor, eye, eye doctor, eyesight, health, humor, joke, right, test, vision, vision test on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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