Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSeeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain. I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.