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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.