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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.