Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
  • I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.
  • I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.
  • I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.
  • My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.
  • I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?