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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.