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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Live now on Facebook:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

1 week ago

Witty quote about feeling stuck on a bus among farm animals, humorous and playful.

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Looks like this bus ride has turned into a farm adventure! 🐑🐄 Don't worry, you'll be a bonafide farmhand by the time you reach your destination. Embrace the rural charm and enjoy the company of your woolly and mooing companions! 🚌🌾

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

91 shares on Slack this month:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on X:

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

Trending via TikTok:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Just shared via Snapchat:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Making waves on Instagram:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Just landed via YouTube:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Going viral on WeChat:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Just shared via Discord:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Making waves on X:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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