Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.