Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.