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"Seriously, autocorrect often assumes way too much! 🤔😂 Maybe it's time for autoassume to step up and take responsibility for all those embarrassing text messages! 🙈🔤 #AutocorrectFail"

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

2 months ago

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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