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If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

2 months ago

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

2 months ago

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

94 shares on Slack this month:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Trending via WeChat:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Going bananas on WeChat:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Spotted on Telegram:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

A Monday every week is excessive.

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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