Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.