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"Seriously, autocorrect often assumes way too much! 🤔😂 Maybe it's time for autoassume to step up and take responsibility for all those embarrassing text messages! 🙈🔤 #AutocorrectFail"

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91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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